I looked back and saw him
He smiled at me
I nodded my head and looked away
He walked up to me
"I like your hair" he said
"Thank you" I said
He asked if it was mine
I said "yes"
He asked if he could touch it
I said "ummm ... no"
He smiled
I stared
He said he likes my curls
I said "Thank you"
He said he could give me something to make them ... silkier
I said "Huh?"
He said the product had no lye in it
I knew it was a lie
He said my curls need to be tamed
"Tamed?" I asked
"You know ... more manageable ... neater" He said
I stared
I opened my phone and started to dial 9-1-1 slowly
"What are you doing?" he asked
"Calling the police" I said
"Why" he asked
"You are harassing my curls" I said
He ran
Omozo
2 comments:
That's HILARIOUS! ahahaa
LOL! That cracked me up!
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